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!Me llamo Satan¡ De nada.

twirlingtroye:

ashkenazi-autie:

eileenthequeen:

eileenthequeen:

So apparently in my sister’s class, there was a trans girl that had been on the cheerleading squad for a while. When she came out, the other girls on the squad made the agreement that whatever boy made fun of her would never get a date. And if you think that’s not the most metal girl alliance ever, you can sit down.

Wow, 500 notes

Girls protecting girls.

why does this not happen where i live

(Source: passive-aggressiveprincess)

karmabees:

some lil guardians i did at work today!

ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant?…

(Source: antiocial)

drake & josh
season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

(Source: jeanandjazz)

tasia-reader:

The best thing about this episode was Tom Sawyer’s hatred of Missouri.

(Source: robotindisguise)

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog


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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

@

(Source: mysharona1987)

thefifthkatie:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

thefifthkatie:

tunnelsnake:

LOOK AT THIS ELEPHANT BOOPING A GIRAFFE

HOW HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET

(Source: standarsh)

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

tittily:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: themadthadder)

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

realmonstrosities:

Pom-pom Crabs are tiny crabs who carry a pair of even tinier sea anemones in their dainty claws.

They really like to have TWO sea anemones. If they only have one, they’ll rip in two and carry one half in each claw.

The sea anemones soon heal up because they can do that kind of thing,.

Images: Eliot Ferguson/Klaus Stiefel